Hi, I'm Shelley (one time wedding speech failure, not now). You don't get a close up cos I look too fat in the photo! My first Maid of...moreYou know, I’m coming to think that myself and my friends have pretty boring lives. Well maybe not boring… more a case of uneventful.
Here’s us worrying about whether our Maid Of Honor Speeches would be boring or not as funny as they could (as though it’s a major issue). Basically, there are others who have far more to worry about than that. Mark your diaries for this…
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A guest says she is so worried that her fiance is cheating on her with her best friend, Pooh, that she gained 100 pounds; a bride-to-be suspects that the groom-to-be has been sleeping with the maid of honor.
Original air date:
Tuesday, May 01, 2012 on Syndicated”
Dear oh dear. Sadly I may not be able to see it but it promises to be awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For those of you who are worried that you may be just a little old to be a maid of Honor (and make the Maid Of Honor Speeches of course), here’s a heartwarming story to prove you wrong.
This delightful tale involves a twenty six year old lady called Kiona Baez who is due to marry her sweetheart Lincoln Heath. As Kiona had been very close to her gran, Candita Siconolfi, literally from birth, she felt it was the obvious thing to do. At 85 years young, Candita (Candy to her friends) must be one of the more experienced Maids of Honor.
What a lovely story. Good luck on September 17th Candy. With twenty six year’s worth of stories to draw on I’ll bet you make a great Maid Of Honor Speech.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again (see http://amaidofhonorspeech.com/maid-of-honor-speeches-go-easy-on-the-booze/), if you are going to make a Maid of Honor Speech, stay off the booze!
Well one lady either has not read this blog or did not take any notice.
In Portland, Maine, local news agencies report a twenty five year old girl was arrested for being drunk and disorderly. She will appear in court sometime in August. Nothing too unusual with this is there?
The problem was that she was the Maid Of Honor and was taken away by police from the wedding reception!
Now, I’m not going to get into the rights and wrongs of this as apparently, she had refused treatment by paramedics to an injury she sustained whilst drunk. The point is that it must have been soul destroying for the Bridal couple to have police arrive and cart off the maid Of Honor. Still, I bet the wedding DVD will be in huge demand 
So, if you are going to drink, just think of the effect on others. Please?
The Maid Of Honor Speech – Some Quick Tips
My first attempt at making maid of honor speeches was a disaster. I vowed that it would never happen again (assuming anyone would ever ask me again!).
My advice is CHEAT! Don’t expect to be an instant expert.
I started reading books as I could about wedding speeches (and obviouslyMaid of honor speeches books) . To be perfectly honest, I also bought loads of books about speech making techniques in general (and did everything they told me to!).
When it comes to your maid of honor speech, here’s the most important tip I can give you.
Don’t Leave Your Maid Of Honor Speech Until The Last Minute.
1/ Do not leave it until the last minute to decide what to say in your maid of honor speech. My first matron of honor speech was a … well it wasn’t brilliant! The second was a hundred times better (because I had a plan).
You need to get it right well beforehand and then practice, practice, practice! You do not want to clam up (let’s face it, it’s an emotional day so the last thing you want to do is “choke” when your moment arrives).
Remember… messing up your best friend or sister’s wedding is going to be far worse than messing up your own. Could you ever look them in the face again?
2/ Be aware of how your matron of honor toasts fits in with the rest of the speeches. You will be following the best man (who may well have just brought the house down). if he has then how are you going to follow that.
The obvious temptation is to try and “outwit” them. You have to resist this, particularly if you are your sisters matron of honor. You will know so much embarrassing stuff that you could easily overstep the mark.
3/ Don’t make your maid of honor speech too long. There are umpteen speeches to get through. You don’t want to bore them to death!
Have a look at these maid of honor speech ideas booksfor some decent ideas.
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Yep, I actually got asked this the other day.
“I’ve got to make a Maid Of Honor Speech and I hate the groom. He’s a jerk. What should I say?”
Well my first instinct was to come up with some witty put downs for the groom but then luckily, I started to think. Then it got scary. So here goes…
Ask yourself WHY you do not like him.
Are you jealous of her, or maybe of them as a couple?
Do you know something about him that your friend or sister (the bride) does not? Is he a bad or dangerous person (history of violence etc). Has he had affairs during their relationship? Has he had an affair with someone she knows (please say it wasn’t you!)?
If it is not any of these, then maybe you have picked up on some doubts that the bride has (that she is afraid to admit, confront or own up to). She may harbour serious doubts about the marriage but be scared to do anything because arrangements are at an advanced stage.
You may have stumbled on something that needs to be addressed. Maybe they have different reasons for wanting to get married (“it was the next step” or “all of our friends’ were getting married” etc). Perhaps they have different expectations of what the marriage will be. Maybe he has some doubts that need to be addressed?
Whatever it is, it needs attention now, not at the wedding. Making your feelings known during the wedding speeches is too late, pointless and will lead to trouble. You may fall out with the bride just when she needs you most.
Just remember, if you are making the maid of honor speech, then they are already married and it will be too late. Maybe, just maybe however …he IS just a jerk, period.
This did not turn out as I thought it would but please let me know what you think (no spam or backlink only comments. It takes me ages to delete them).
Maid of Honor Speeches – Go Easy On The Booze!
Hey girls, this seems so obvious but it still creates mayhem. It’s unfair that the guys seem to get away with it rather than the girls (hey that’s life) but too much alcohol on your part could spell disaster. You want people to remember the maid of honor speeches for the right reasons.
Your friend’s / sisters / cousin’s wedding is always an emotional time. Your maid of honor speech is going to be difficult at the best of times as well as you having to follow others such as the bride and groom and the parents of the bride and groom.
It is so tempting to have a little tipple to “calm your nerves” before your maid of honor speech. Well, there’s a huge difference between calming your nerves and causing a riot! I’ve seen girls swear, insult the bride’s relatives or make themselves look complete and utter fools. It’s a guarranteed way to foul up the wedding (but be remembered by everyone for years to come for all the wrong reasons).
The most embarrassing one I have seen is a “lady” stop halfway through her speech because she could not remember what she was supposed to be saying. Everyone thought something really profound was going to be said but nothing happened.
Maid of honor speeches essentials – always use your notes.
She never thought to look down at her notes. Everyone was too polite to say anything until the Bride’s father decided enough was enough and thanked her for her contribution. It’s funny now but at the time it caused a lot of grief.
So, just be careful how much you have before your maid of honor speeches (including guzzling the champagne meant for the toasts). You can let your hair down (not yourself) later in the day.
Hi, I'm Shelley (one time wedding speech failure, not now). You don't get a close up cos I look too fat in the photo! My first Maid of...more